Archie shook his head. "I know the memories are false, but I've been here before. And most of the touristy spots lose their luster when your memories of them are primarily to get in close and nick a few wallets from the tourists. Everything that doesn't have that association with it is in a smaller scale in Storybrooke."

The grand public library, for example.

"If this was anywhere but New York...or Chicago...or LA...or Frisco...I'd want to take a look around."