This is why you were gaining weight, he thought sourly to himself. With a roll of his eyes, he stands back away from the door to let him pass.

The kitchen was small but outfitted. There was also an outdoor oven and grill if he wanted to get especially creative, but even without, he could manage. While everything was freshly cleaned, however, the pantry and refrigerator were empty. Beyond that, the interior was warmly decorated. Lived in. Cozy, even.

"I suspect that is not the only reason you decided to call on me."